
Dear Diary,
It’s almost time, guys! Only a few hours until we can get out on that field! God, I hope I don’t implode this year, ruining all of the impossible hopes everyone has for me! Even a slight regression would cause a huge backlash directed at me! Oh jeez! Fingers crossed everyone! Pray that Sean White stays way worse than me!
Love,
David “Consistent” Aardsma