Dear Diary,

Yesterday was GREAT! O’ the mighty Astinos was in full force! I really was! I did it! And by striking out Josh Hamilton! That’s right-the ALL STAR JOSH HAMILTON! Down on strikes! A swinging strike! Let no man ever say Astinos is less than godly! I guess Wash did pretty well too (and Mr. Hoity Toity High Socks Himself, David AAAARDSMA) but he didn’t have to worry about coming out when he was tired! Because he already pitched a complete game this week! I knew they wouldn’t let him do it again! So I just didn’t say anything to him about helping him out because that just makes him try too hard. So I just stood back quietly in my ceremonial Spartan helmet and gave him a silent, manly high five (Don’t tell Wette, they’re still revoked but he was in the bathroom so we got away with it. Yipee! Dang! He can read this, can’t he?? But I can’t remember which one is the delete key! Oh well. Sorry, Wette!). Anyhoo-I did it! I came in and only had to face three batters and I did it! I DID IT! ASSSS-TINNNNN-OSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

And that’s the Lowe-down!